The Best of Tumblr #12
"What you lack, is something that cannot be taught."
"You’re not scary.”
Well Dean Hardscrabble,
Bobby from Kansas
would beg to differ.
Everyone else really contributes to their fandoms and I’m just over here in the corner like
I feel you man
I have become tumblr famous…
I was asked to create a .gif of a house interior during an earthquake. The article chronicles the controversial aftermath of the devastating quake that happened in L’Aquila, Italy in 2009. I wanted to capture the movement of the “tremors” before the full-on earthquake, although this tremor is infinite, never resolving.
This image and the all the animation was made in Photoshop. thanks AD Erich Nagler!
Rebecca is amazing!
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
I was procrastinating and I thought what the hell.
I’m actually looking forward to this
Come on pls
Bring it on!
Ok so this is going to sound stupid as shit to most people but holy shit, when I see children/baby clothes I get so confused. Beyond reasoning. I even ask things like “why is doll clothes so expensive holy shit’ or “do children actually exist or is this clothing for gnomes?” I don’t understand. The tiny clothes, just… THE TINY CLOTHES. LOOK. IT’S A WAISTCOAT FOR A 1 YEAR OLD. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME. It’S A TINy SuiT FOR BABIES. WHY.
Don’t try to put logic into this. I KNOW that formal wear is required for like.. weddings, church n shit. but LOOK AT THE PHOTo. LOOK AT THE TinY FULL OUTFIT. IT”sSO FUNNY tO me.
they’re for lITTLE BABY BUSINESS PEOPLE OMFG
V begged for me to add these. I’m so sorry.
"susan, rechedule my 9 o’clock meeting. I just shit my pants."
"Johnny, find out what this peek-a-boo asshole wants. He keeps kidnapping my family and giving them back"
"JERRY. I JUST TOOK A NAP. AND I’M STILL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT."
"LOOK. JOHNSON. PULL THIS OFF, AND YOU’LL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WHEELS BY NEXT WEEK."
"Don’t try to bullshit me Johnson, I wasn’t born yesterday. I was born four months ago."
"Man, you should see me secretary’s rack. Lunch for DAYS."
"Alright mark, let’s talk numbers. But keep in mine that I can only count to five."
"TELL IAN I’M NOT SIGNING THE AGREEMENT UNTIL HE GIVES ME MY NOSE BACK"
"SUSAN. I’M MEETING THE CEO AT THE AIRPORT. CALL FOR MY TRICYCLE"
"JOHNSON GET IN HERE. I CAN’T EAT THIS WITHOUT THE PLANE SOUND."
"WE NEED TO MEET OUR PUKE QUOTA"
"MOMMY ISN’T STRESSED ENOUGH AND WE’RE HITTING OUR DEADLINE"
"AIDEN. AIDEN. LISTEN TO ME. GIVE ME THE JUICE"
"CLARISEE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I NEED THIS PACIFIER"
"DAMMIT JIMMY I NEED THAT PLAYDATE FOR TOMORROW’
legit in fucking
baby business people ahahahahah
THE ONE PLAYING GUITAR AND CEILING CAT THO
the fucking ceiling cat
this is perfect
I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN SUCH A LONG TIME
Why is THERE A CAT IN THE CEILING¿???
no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.
This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.
Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet